Paddle Axe - The sad excuse for a controller you use when you’re too lazy

The sad excuse for a controller you use when you’re too lazy to buy a real one.

I’ve had this Paddle Axe since 2012 and it still works, mostly.

My Paddle Axe is so old it has more dirt than my uncle’s shoes.

I tried to play Fortnite with my Paddle Axe and it fell apart like a bad relationship.