Paddle Axe - A piece of junk you use to beat your friends at games becaus

A piece of junk you use to beat your friends at games because you’re too cheap to buy a new one.

My Paddle Axe is so cheap it probably cost less than my lunch money.

I beat my friend with my Paddle Axe and it broke, like it was trying to be dramatic.

That Paddle Axe is so bad it makes my game experience feel like a slap in the face.