paddington
Paddington is a bear, not a pop star, unless Taylor Swift’s twin is a bear who eats marmalade and sings about trains.
That bear is not Taylor Swift’s twin, that bear is just a bear who thinks he’s a pop star.
Paddington Bear is the only bear who can out-sing Taylor Swift and still eat marmalade for breakfast.
They say Taylor Swift has a twin, but I say that twin is a bear who’s got a train ticket and a jam jar.