paddington
Dressing up like Paddington Bear in the cold is like wearing a bear costume and telling the whole subway you're a fashion icon.
He wore a scarf like it was a bear’s neck and a jacket like he was trying to win a beauty pageant.
That guy looked like he walked out of a bear costume rental store and was trying to get a guy to swipe right.
He’s like Paddington Bear but with more layers and less dignity.