Paddidle Bombs
A Padiddle bomb is the worst beer and sweetest shot you can imagine. It’s like drinking your mom’s bad cooking but with more screaming and fewer veggies.
My Padiddle bomb tasted like my mom’s cooking and my algebra teacher’s voice.
I drank a Padiddle bomb and my face turned red like my math grade.
Padiddle bomb = the reason I failed geometry.