Padderz
Padderz is the guy who makes your life worse just by existing, he’s got the best girls, the best jokes, and a schlong that could punch a hole in the sky.
He texted me, 'You’re not even worth my time.'
He got the girl I liked, and then she started following him on TikTok.
He came into class, and the teacher gave him a detention for being too cool.