Padded Table
A chair that's been modified to hold all your stuff and is now a storage unit. It's like a seat with a personality problem and a lot of stuff.
I use my padded table to store my gym clothes, my old homework, and my ex's last text message. It's like a time machine.
I found a sandwich from 2017 in my padded table. It was still edible, but it didn't taste good.
My padded table is so full, it's like it's trying to take over my life.
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