padded coat hangers
When a woman is too busy getting her face smushed by a rugby player to remember her own name she ends up looking like a padded coat hanger.
My sister looked like a coat hanger after the rugby player grabbed her face.
My friend turned into a padded coat hanger after the rugby match and the drinks.
My mum looked like a coat hanger after she got into a slap fight with the local rugby team.