Padavich
Padavich is the last name of someone who's so cool they could be the main character in a movie and still win the Oscar.
You're not Padavich. You're just the guy who forgot his lines and wore a hat backwards.
If you're not Padavich, you're just the background actor who got replaced by a goat.
Padavich doesn't need a hat. He needs a crown, and he's wearing it with a smile.