padarr
The weirdest guy on the internet who'll hug you like you're his long-lost brother. But if you don't give him a 'space cookie', he'll slap you with his squirrel paws and swear at you like a sailor.
He said my cat was 'the enemy of the space cookies' and drew a battle map.
He sent me a 20-minute video of him eating a cookie and crying.
He told my teacher I was 'the best friend he ever had' and got me in trouble.