padania
Padania is a rich, snobby part of Italy that thinks it’s the best. They want to leave the south because they’re too spoiled to deal with anyone who isn’t rich or fancy.
A Padanian man told a Spaniard he was 'too messy' to be Italian.
My aunt from Padania said the south was 'just a bunch of lazy people who don’t know how to cook.'
A Padanian kid drew a mustache on a picture of a southern Italian and called it 'the worst portrait ever.'