Pada-sloth
The Pada-sloth is a smelly, lazy monster that looks like a human who got run over by a bus and then asked for a nap. It’s named after the sin of being too lazy to care.
My cousin is a Pada-sloth. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.
I saw the Pada-sloth in the park. It was lying in a pile of trash like it owned the place.
My teacher said I was a Pada-sloth. I took it as a compliment.