pada-jew
a non-jew who thinks they're cool because they know some jewish stuff. they can say 'bar mitzvah' but don't know what it means
my friend tried to wear a kippah just to get into the temple, but he forgot to take it off when he went to the movies
the guy in my class claims he's jewish because he can say 'shalom' but can't spell 'challah'
my neighbor tried to convert just so he could eat a latke on saturday and didn't realize it's a holiday