pad
A device worn in the underwear that collects blood clots. Should be changed regularly, or you’ll end up looking like a messy sidewalk.
I forgot to change my pad and now I look like a sidewalk after a rainstorm.
My pad is so full it’s like I have a blood clot in my pants.
I used my pad as a pillow. It worked, but now I look like I’ve been in a fight with a raccoon.