Pad Search - You feel up your body like you're checking out a new lover.

You feel up your body like you're checking out a new lover. You do it because you said something so weak that you think you need to write it down.

I told my girlfriend I was going to break up with her. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

At the store, I said I could lift the whole store. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

I told my friend I was going to win the lottery. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.