Pad Search - Looking all over your body like a lunatic to find a note pad

Looking all over your body like a lunatic to find a note pad. You do it because you said something so dumb, you think it needs to be written down.

I told my teacher I was going to fail the test. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

At the gym, I said I could run a mile in 10 seconds. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

I told my friend I was going to become a billionaire. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.