Pad Lad
A guy who can't shut up about his fancy new iPad. He shows it off to anyone who walks by, even if they're eating a taco or trying to sleep.
I just bought the latest iPad and I'm showing it to everyone in the mall. It's amazing.
Hey, look at this cool thing I can do on my iPad. You're not even listening.
This guy showed me his iPad in the middle of a math test. I failed.