Pad Girl - A woman who still thinks maxi pads are the best thing since

A woman who still thinks maxi pads are the best thing since sliced bread and would never touch a tampon if it was the last thing on Earth.

I’d rather die than use a tampon. My pad is like my best friend.

Tampons are for kids. I’ve got a pad that’s been through wars.

I’ve used a tampon once. It was a mistake. I don’t talk about it.