paczkowski
A Paczkowski is a weirdo from Polin who thinks they're the king of the world. They'll cuss you out and punch you if you say one wrong thing.
My cousin Paczkowski threw a chair at me for calling his goldfish 'stupid'.
I saw a Paczkowski yell at a sandwich like it owed them money.
At the park, a Paczkowski tried to wrestle a statue because it 'didn't respect him enough'.