Pacsek
A Pacsek is a person who wears too much cologne and thinks they're important. They take up too much space and don't know when to stop talking.
The Pacsek walked into the meeting wearing a suit and a cologne that smelled like a dead raccoon.
The Pacsek talked for 20 minutes about something no one cared about. No one said anything. They just stared.
The Pacsek tried to explain the internet like it was 1992. No one understood.