Pacoste
The kind of friend who would fight a dragon for you, but would never steal your fries.
You failed a test, and Pacoste said, 'That’s okay, I failed mine too. I also failed math in 5th grade.'
You got bullied, and Pacoste showed up with a bucket of chicken and a 'I will beat them up if they don’t stop.'
You were about to get kicked out of the house, and Pacoste called your mom and said you were 'the best kid ever.'