pacolet, SC
Pacolet is a town where the people are so ugly and mean they could make a witch cry. Everyone is high on drugs or stupid. If you were born there, you're stuck there forever.
I moved to Pacolet and now I can't even stand my own reflection.
My cousin got kicked out of Pacolet for talking back to a teacher.
I asked for a job in Pacolet, and they said, 'We don’t need no help here.'