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Paco is the guy who loves tacos so much he’ll eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He’s also the drunk Mexican at 2 A. M. who thinks he’s the king of the world, and he might try to kill you if you don’t give him a ride.
That Paco guy at the bar asked me for a ride, I said no, and now he's following me home.
My cousin Paco eats tacos with ketchup, it's like a crime against humanity.
I tried to egg Paco once, he threw me out of a bar and called me a ‘moron’.
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