paco stache - A moustache so weak it doesn’t even deserve to be called a m

A moustache so weak it doesn’t even deserve to be called a moustache, it’s more like a half-dead caterpillar on your upper lip.

'His paco stache is so bad, it looks like he got stuck in a jar of glitter.'

'He tried to be cool with that paco stache, but it just made him look like a failed experiment.'

'That paco stache is so weak, it’s like it’s trying to hide from the world.'