paco stache - A moustache so tiny and weak it makes you wonder why it even

A moustache so tiny and weak it makes you wonder why it even bothers to exist, it’s like a side gig for a single hair.

'He’s got a paco stache so tiny, it looks like it’s just there for show.'

'That paco stache is so weak, it doesn’t even know what a real moustache is.'

'He tried to grow a moustache, but it came out as a paco stache, like, literally, the weakest version of a moustache.'