Pacmoon
A person whose head looks like Pacman and the moon had a baby. They’re doomed to be hit by space rocks, but they’re scared of ghost candy.
My dad’s a Pacmoon. He got hit by a meteor and now he’s got a huge bruise on his face.
My dog is a Pacmoon. He barked at a ghost and now he won’t stop running around the house.
My uncle’s a Pacmoon. He thinks every ghost is trying to eat him.