Pacmoon
A human who looks like Pacman got bonked by the moon and Uranus at the same time. They’re a walking disaster waiting to happen, but they’re terrified of ghost-shaped gummies.
My neighbor is a Pacmoon. He got hit by a meteor last week and now he’s paranoid about ghosts.
My cousin’s a Pacmoon. He thinks his head is gonna explode if he eats another jellybean.
My teacher’s a Pacmoon. She screamed when a phantom popped out of the fridge.