pacman love
Pacman love is when one person is doing all the chasing like a dumb fool while the other sits there like a smug potato. It's like you're the ghost and they're the ghost who never gets scared.
I've been texting her for weeks and she still thinks I'm a joke.
He runs after me like I'm the last slice of pizza.
I'm the one doing all the work and she's just sitting there eating my feelings.