Packing The Bench - Packing The Bench is like trying to squeeze a whole pizza in

Packing The Bench is like trying to squeeze a whole pizza into a tiny lunchbox, you’re trying to get everything out but nothing wants to cooperate.

I was trying to go and I felt like I had a cheeseburger stuck in my pants.

I had to hold it in like I was a prisoner.

I was trying to fart but my poop was like a wall.