packing hummus
When all the girls who like girls stay up way too late arguing about who's the best and why.
'You think she's better than me? I'll show you better!', 2 a. m. text from your ex.
'Hummus is just a snack. Why are we talking about it like it's a religion?, DM from your crush
'I'm not going to sleep until we decide who the best pansexual is.', group chat at 3 a. m.