packing an ambassador
When a white guy’s junk is so good, black girls think he’s got a royal pass from the king of hot dogs, and they’re ready to throw him a parade.
He had a packing ambassador, and my friend was like, 'He could be the next president.'
I saw him at the mall, and I screamed, 'Packin’ ambassador, I need that!'
He walked in, and I said, 'That’s a packing ambassador, and I’m not joking.'