Packing A Parachute
It’s when you put your condom on yourself like it’s your last chance to survive a nightmare. It’s like you're saying, 'I'm gonna die, but I'm gonna die with a little plastic on my junk.'
I packed a parachute and put my condom on myself. Now I'm ready to die in style.
My brother packed a parachute and used a rubber on his junk. He looked like he was going to war.
I packed a parachute and put my condom on myself. I'm gonna die, but I'm gonna die with dignity and a little rubber.
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