Packin' a Yo-Yo
When your pants are so tight in your crotch you look like you have a yo-yo down your pants. It’s like your snatch is trying to get out and say hi.
My pants were so tight my snatch looked like it was trying to escape through my pants.
He said, 'You look like you have a yo-yo down your pants and it’s doing a dance.'
At the gym, my snatch was doing a yo-yo trick and I had to laugh.