packet shapper - A packet shapper is that thing that makes your internet feel

A packet shapper is that thing that makes your internet feel like it's being tortured every time you try to use it.

I was watching a movie and got disconnected. Packet shapper, you're a real pain.

Tried to play a game and it lagged. Packet shapper, why you gotta be so cruel?

I was in the middle of a call and it dropped. Packet shapper, you're a monster.