packet shapper
A packet shapper is like a ghost in the background of your internet, messing with you every time you try to have fun online.
I was watching my favorite show and got disconnected. Packet shapper, you're a pain.
Tried to text my friend and it cut out. Packet shapper, you're a jerk.
I was in the middle of a game and it lagged. Packet shapper, you're a monster.