Packet Bong
A laughable name for packet sniffing tools. It’s what network geeks call their software when they’re too lazy to do real work and just watch packets all day.
'Packet Bong? I’d call it a packet boner.', Said by a guy who got a packet high from sniffing too many packets.
'I used Packet Bong to sniff so many packets, my brain is fried.', Said by a guy who forgot to eat lunch.
'Packet Bong is the reason I have no friends.', Said by a kid who spent all night sniffing packets instead of hanging out.