packerwood
A packerwood is a total f***ing disaster who thinks they're the boss of everything. They're like a broken toaster, loud, messy, and useless.
I saw a packerwood try to eat a whole pizza by himself and end up dropping it on the floor.
My cousin is a packerwood. He once tried to fight a chicken and got pecked in the face.
That guy at the party was a packerwood, he spilled punch, broke a chair, and yelled at the DJ.