Packerstani
A Packerstani is a Wisconsin person who had to leave their home state because they were too dumb to find a job and now they live in Illinois and wish they were dead.
'I moved to Illinois because I was too dumb to find a job in Wisconsin. Now I work at a grocery store and I hate life.'
'I had to move to Illinois because I couldn’t find a job. I think I'm going to die from the heat.'
'I left Wisconsin because I couldn’t find a job. Now I live in Illinois and I’m surrounded by smug people who think they’re better than me.'