Packamole
Packamole is like the worst inheritance you could ever get. It can turn you into a total weirdo, and sometimes you end up with extra heads or a face that looks like a crater.
My dog got the Crater-face packamole and now he looks like he was hit by a meteor.
My sister has the Hemiplegic unit packamole and she can’t move half her body.
My neighbor has the Small packamole and he’s like a tiny human.