Packamole
A packamole is a cursed gene that turns you into a weirdo. It’s so common that 75% of humans have it, and it’s the reason you look like a mess.
My cousin got the BJ lips packamole and now he talks like a robot.
My mom has the Sheep-shag packamole and she shaves her legs with a chainsaw.
My brother has the Fivehead packamole and he has five heads, all arguing with each other.