package manager - A tool that lets you install software, but also lets you cry

A tool that lets you install software, but also lets you cry in the middle of the night because it broke everything you had working.

I used a package manager and now my computer looks like a war zone.

I tried to upgrade my package manager and my whole system shut down. I think it's dead.

My package manager is like my ex. It promised me everything and gave me nothing but chaos.