package hooper - when you shove a bag of anything (like drugs) so far up your

when you shove a bag of anything (like drugs) so far up your butt it feels like it's talking to your grandma

I just did a package hooper and my pants are now a second layer of skin

My package hooper was so bad my dog ran away screaming

I did a package hooper so fast my mom thought I was having a seizure