Package Five - A miracle that only happens once in a blue moon, and only if

A miracle that only happens once in a blue moon, and only if you’re not a sweaty, screaming fan who shows up late.

Got Package Five and sat in the front row. You stood in the back and got yelled at by a guy wearing a f***ing VR headset.

My coworker got Package Five and I had to eat a muffin and a regret.

I showed up 2 hours late and got told I was ‘not worthy’ of Package Five.