Pack Your Bags
When someone's so bad at life, they're not just embarrassed, they're completely ruined. Like, you're not just a mess, you're a burnt pancake.
He ruined his reputation so bad, he's like a burnt pancake at a breakfast place.
She had a whole scandal and now she's just a footnote in the gossip column.
He was so bad at life, he's now the guy who's just a footnote in a scandal.