Pack Prealish
A retired footballer who still thinks he’s the king of the pitch, fake falls like it’s his job, and has legs so big they could bench press a goat.
He dove so hard he knocked the referee off his feet and into a pile of confetti.
He showed off his trim after the game like he just won a beauty pageant.
He fell so much he got a standing ovation from the crowd and a slap on the back from the ref.