Pack of whales - When you find a group of women who are so easy, they're basi

When you find a group of women who are so easy, they're basically handing you a free pass to their vaginas.

I saw a pack of whales at the mall, I walked out with a coupon and a sore knee.

My friend went to a concert and came back with a pack of whales, now he's got a tattoo and a bad credit score.

I was eating a sandwich when a pack of whales walked by, I dropped the sandwich, and now I have a new life.