pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs - A short sentence that uses every letter in the alphabet, and

A short sentence that uses every letter in the alphabet, and it's the dirtiest pangram you've ever seen. It's so bad, it makes your brain hurt.

My teacher made us write it 10 times. I cried.

I used it to curse my ex. She got a concussion.

I wrote it on my dog's leash. He ran away.