Pacitti Special - When you do one stupid thing and it causes two bad things to

When you do one stupid thing and it causes two bad things to happen. Like getting hit by a bus and then realizing you forgot your pants.

I ate the last slice of pizza and now I have a stomachache and no friends.

I texted my ex and now I’m crying and my mom knows.

I spilled coffee on my boss and my laptop and now I’m fired.