pacism
An annoying need to scream at people for moving too slow and think you’re the king of the world because you can walk and talk at the same time.
My dad yelled at me for taking 2 minutes to answer the door.
My teacher called me a 'slugbrain' for taking 3 seconds to finish a math problem.
My friend’s brother told me I was a 'snail in a marathon' for walking to the store.