Pacifier
A rubber thing babies chew on. Some ravers wear them with blinking lights like they’re trying to get laid at a rave.
My friend wore a pacifier to the club with neon lights on it. I thought he was trying to get a date or a divorce.
I saw a guy at the rave with a pacifier and a fanny pack. He looked like he was trying to time travel.
My cousin’s boyfriend wore a pacifier with a LED light. I told him he looked like a baby in a nightclub.